Cereal Killer Spoon
You've found your victim, drowned it in milk, and now it's time to finish the job. This engraved, dishwasher-safe spoon is the weapon of ...
$12.99
5 savesZombie Lawn Gnomes
Get ahead of the apocalypse. These hand-painted zombie gnomes are ready to pledge allegiance the moment the undead show up. Until then, t...
$99.00
5 savesLightsaber Chopsticks
For the sushi lover with a Jedi complex. Light up, aim true, and feed the warrior within, one perfectly seized roll at a time.
$17.17
4 savesGangsta' Rap Coloring Book
Teach the kids their letters and their legends. 48 pages of hip-hop icons like Biggie and Eazy-E, rendered safe for crayons, unsafe for t...
$10.95
4 savesImages You Shouldn’t Masturbate To
80 pages, 80 mental speed bumps. Whatever's clogging up your browser history, this book is here to reroute it, one deeply unsexy image at...
$9.95
2 savesGift of Nothing
Babe, you shouldn't have. I didn't. The Gift of Nothing is the perfect present for exes, terrible bosses, and any kid who already has too...