Blood bag drink bags
When you can't be bothered to drink straight from the source, utilize these blood bag drink bags and sip with some class.
$8.99
0 savesMy last Fu#k is on fire!
Light your last fuck on fire and watch it go. This calming candle is the scented send-off for anyone officially done giving them.
$9.99
0 savesI'll be watching you - kitchen towel
Every move you make, every bite you take, your cat is watching. This kitchen towel nails the quiet judgment of every food-obsessed pet ke...
$8.30
0 savesJason with a manchette saying hello
Next time you're stuck behind someone driving at Camp Crystal Lake speed, let Jason wave his machete hello. Guaranteed to make tailgating...
$19.95
0 savesPorn For Women Book
A fantasy world where men listen, cook dinner, and clean without being asked twice. Pure fiction, deeply funny, and probably the most req...
$11.69
0 savesChalk Board Paint
Turn any wall into a canvas, a to-do list, or a passive-aggressive note board. Apply it like regular paint, let it dry, and suddenly your...
$16.49
0 savesSlow Feed Dog Bowl
Your dog's dinner just became a puzzle. The spiral maze pattern slows down speed-eaters, cutting the choking risk and the vet bills that ...
$8.47
0 savesYou Have Been Poisoned Glass
Nothing ruins a drink like a subtle threat at the bottom of the glass. Fill it, sip it, and watch your friends realize what they just fin...
$14.99
0 savesAdult Venus Fly Trap
Outsource your bug problem to a plant that actually wants the job. This mature Venus flytrap comes ready to hunt, raised by an actual gro...