Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To
80 pages, 80 mental speed bumps. Whatever's clogging up your browser history, this book is here to reroute it, one deeply unsexy image at...
$9.95
2 savesYou Have Been Poisoned Glass
Nothing ruins a drink like a subtle threat at the bottom of the glass. Fill it, sip it, and watch your friends realize what they just fin...
$14.99
0 savesBaby Up In This B*tch Car Decal
Same warning, more personality. This decal gets the point across to fellow drivers without the saccharine cursive, because your precious ...
$7.89
5 savesDon’t Fuck Up The Table Wood Coasters
The nicest way to threaten your guests. Hand-etched from Baltic birch, these coasters protect your good furniture with a message nobody c...
$14.99
4 savesGangsta' Rap Coloring Book
Teach the kids their letters and their legends. 48 pages of hip-hop icons like Biggie and Eazy-E, rendered safe for crayons, unsafe for t...
$10.95
4 savesCereal Killer Spoon
You've found your victim, drowned it in milk, and now it's time to finish the job. This engraved, dishwasher-safe spoon is the weapon of ...
$12.99
5 savesPublic Toilet Survival Kit
For when nature calls somewhere you'd rather not answer. This kit arms you with everything you need to survive an unfamiliar public restr...
$8.19
6 savesLightsaber Chopsticks
For the sushi lover with a Jedi complex. Light up, aim true, and feed the warrior within, one perfectly seized roll at a time.
$17.17
4 savesGift of Nothing
Babe, you shouldn't have. I didn't. The Gift of Nothing is the perfect present for exes, terrible bosses, and any kid who already has too...