Zombie Lawn Gnomes
Get ahead of the apocalypse. These hand-painted zombie gnomes are ready to pledge allegiance the moment the undead show up. Until then, t...
$99.00
5 savesCome Back With A Warrant Doormat
You've watched enough crime shows to know your rights. This doormat lets local law enforcement know you're not a lawyer, but you did bing...
$27.99
3 savesJason with a manchette saying hello
Next time you're stuck behind someone driving at Camp Crystal Lake speed, let Jason wave his machete hello. Guaranteed to make tailgating...
$19.95
0 savesLightsaber Chopsticks
For the sushi lover with a Jedi complex. Light up, aim true, and feed the warrior within, one perfectly seized roll at a time.
$17.17
4 savesDon’t Fuck Up The Table Wood Coasters
The nicest way to threaten your guests. Hand-etched from Baltic birch, these coasters protect your good furniture with a message nobody c...
$14.99
4 savesYou Have Been Poisoned Glass
Nothing ruins a drink like a subtle threat at the bottom of the glass. Fill it, sip it, and watch your friends realize what they just fin...
$14.99
0 savesCereal Killer Spoon
You've found your victim, drowned it in milk, and now it's time to finish the job. This engraved, dishwasher-safe spoon is the weapon of ...
$12.99
5 savesGift of Nothing
Babe, you shouldn't have. I didn't. The Gift of Nothing is the perfect present for exes, terrible bosses, and any kid who already has too...
$12.50
2 savesGangsta' Rap Coloring Book
Teach the kids their letters and their legends. 48 pages of hip-hop icons like Biggie and Eazy-E, rendered safe for crayons, unsafe for t...