Hungry T-Rex Car Decal
Give your fellow stick-figure-family drivers something to think about. This decal shows a T-Rex mid-meal, captioned with exactly how deli...
$4.99
2 savesBaby Up In This B*tch Car Decal
Same warning, more personality. This decal gets the point across to fellow drivers without the saccharine cursive, because your precious ...
$7.89
5 savesPublic Toilet Survival Kit
For when nature calls somewhere you'd rather not answer. This kit arms you with everything you need to survive an unfamiliar public restr...
$8.19
6 savesBlood bag drink bags
When you can't be bothered to drink straight from the source, utilize these blood bag drink bags and sip with some class.
$8.99
0 savesImages You Shouldn’t Masturbate To
80 pages, 80 mental speed bumps. Whatever's clogging up your browser history, this book is here to reroute it, one deeply unsexy image at...
$9.95
2 savesMy last Fu#k is on fire!
Light your last fuck on fire and watch it go. This calming candle is the scented send-off for anyone officially done giving them.
$9.99
0 savesGangsta' Rap Coloring Book
Teach the kids their letters and their legends. 48 pages of hip-hop icons like Biggie and Eazy-E, rendered safe for crayons, unsafe for t...
$10.95
4 savesGift of Nothing
Babe, you shouldn't have. I didn't. The Gift of Nothing is the perfect present for exes, terrible bosses, and any kid who already has too...
$12.50
2 savesCereal Killer Spoon
You've found your victim, drowned it in milk, and now it's time to finish the job. This engraved, dishwasher-safe spoon is the weapon of ...